This kid who has a lot of common sense. This child who takes everything literally. This rebellious kid. This genius kid with a genius teacher. This answer. And this one. This, which is something you should definitely try. This constant risk-taker. This sad but true fact. ...

Stay in the lines. Twitter: @Ian_Calgary Stay! Twitter: @TylerWilliams_G STAY IN THE DAMN LINES!!! Twitter: @theangrybudgie They exist for a reason! Twitter: @johncblack Your parents didn’t raise a fool. Twitter: @GetBinky Or did they? Twitter: @YinzCantPark They did. Twitter: @colin_whittaker ...

Bloc Party, “Banquet” Video available at: https://youtube.com/watch?v=vdkmhquF60o. youtube.com From: Silent Alarm Play while: Complaining about this year’s Coachella line up. Franz Ferdinand, “Take Me Out” Video available at: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA. youtube.com From: Franz Ferdinand Listen to: As you trawl through pictures on...

Important questions: Priceless friendships with Mom: Cute metaphors: Sexy group chats: The perfect comeback: Mom’s sweet, sweet words: Questionable movies: Devastating owns: Fish puns: Bird fur: Texting by voice gone wrong: Food-poisoning...

Don’t go to class when you don’t have to. @Stokes_82 / Via Twitter: @Stokes_82 Hydration is key. @sarastotlee / Via Twitter: @sarastotlee This is either really smart or really dangerous. @Jordyn_talor187 / Via Twitter: @Jordyn_talor187 The weather app is your best friend. @Peblez_13 / Via Twitter: @Peblez_13 I mean…feel...

“When someone exaggerates their sneeze to make it louder than it needs to be and makes it actually sound like the word ‘ah-choo.’” BBC —Julia Reinstein, Facebook “When people pronounce library as ‘Lie-berry’ or say ‘Nu-CU-ler’ instead of ‘nuclear.’ I always feel like Hermione telling Ron that it’s LeviOsa not LeviosA...

Kids are hilarious and most of the time they’re not even trying. One place where they truly shine is in school. Twitter: @Tmels94 Like this understudy, who knows Bob, Sam, and Tedison are way preferable names over square, rhombus, and rectangle. jaredhag23 / Via imgur.com This understudy, who put some genuine thought into his reply. Twitter: @FunnyschooI What’s more, this one, who knows their stuff. Twitter: @FunnyschooI In case you’re a parent or educator, you’ve likely observed your...

There are many ways you can get injured as a professional athlete, but a drone injury is usually not one of them. But for Trevor Bauer, a starting pitcher for the Cleveland Indians, it was, and he had to sit out Game 2 of the American League Championship Series on Saturday because of a badly cut pinky finer. Christopher Katsarov / The Canadian Press via AP ...

As most people know, Britney Spears’ Instagram is a true work of performance art, whether she’s posting bizarre vintage pictures… instagram.com …poorly Photoshopped memes she probably found on Facebook… instagram.com …or downright adorable selfies that are mom AF. If there’s one thing we’ve learned in 2016, it’s to expect...

Your relationship status: Twitter: @TheGreatLee Hittin’ that button: Twitter: @nailsporns Focusing on the important things: Twitter: @gradgirlprobs The one-month progression: Twitter: @_NatalieDee Living that posi-life: Twitter: @girlposts The 24-hour struggle: Twitter: @coliegestudent The average...