The 14 Tiniest Purses From 2004

Posted on Feb 28 2017 - 6:30pm by

Jessica Alba’s shiny armpit bag:

Jessica Alba's shiny armpit bag:

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Level of tininess: Not that tiny, actually.
Good for carrying: Four apples and a bottle of water.

Lindsay Lohan’s golden lunchbox:

Lindsay Lohan's golden lunchbox:

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Level of tininess: Not terribly tiny.
Good for carrying: A T-Mobile Sidekick 2™, a Juicy Tube Lip Gloss, and a very small, well behaved bird.

Mandy Moore’s fabric thingy:

Mandy Moore's fabric thingy:

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Level of tininess: Medium tiny.
Good for carrying: The Blockbuster DVDs you still haven’t returned.

Hilary Duff’s metallic pencil case:

Hilary Duff's metallic pencil case:

Frank Micelotta / Getty Images

Level of tininess: Moderately tiny.
Good for carrying: Thirty-four gel pens all missing their caps.

Christina Milian’s leather rectangle:

Christina Milian's leather rectangle:

Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images

Level of tininess: Appropriately tiny.
Good for carrying: A J. Crew magic wallet and a pack of Big Red gum.

Brittany Murphy’s satin tube:

Brittany Murphy's satin tube:

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Level of tininess: Aggressively tiny.
Good for carrying: A hot dog.

Paris Hilton’s literal clam:

Paris Hilton's literal clam:

Peter Kramer / Getty Images

Level of tininess: Ostensibly tiny.
Good for carrying: A back-up thong, a few free-floating Tic Tacs, and a credit card.

Mischa Barton’s shiny tan handbag:

Mischa Barton's shiny tan handbag:

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Level of tininess: Impractically tiny.
Good for carrying: A loose twenty dollar bill and a fake ID.

Jessica Simpson’s iridescent sack:

Jessica Simpson's iridescent sack:

Paul Hawthorne / Getty Images

Level of tininess: Annoyingly tiny.
Good for carrying: Magic beans???? Medicine????

Fergie’s red leather pouch:

Fergie's red leather pouch:

Thos Robinson / Getty Images

Level of tininess: Offensively tiny.
Good for carrying: A Nature Valley granola bar and a safety pin.

Christina Aguilera’s sparkly brick:

Christina Aguilera's sparkly brick:

Peter Kramer / Getty Images

Level of tininess: Too tiny. Just too, too tiny.
Good for carrying: Thirteen bobby pins.

Nicky Hilton’s baby blue Ziplock bag:

Nicky Hilton's baby blue Ziplock bag:

Mark Mainz / Getty Images

Level of tininess: Painfully tiny.
Good for carrying: The cap of a Burt’s Bees chapstick.

Brie Larson’s eyeglasses case with a handle:

Brie Larson's eyeglasses case with a handle:

Frederick M. Brown / Getty Images

Level of tininess: Horrifically tiny.
Good for carrying: Her hopes and dreams.

Jennifer Lopez’s Polly Pocket-sized purse:

Jennifer Lopez's Polly Pocket-sized purse:

Evan Agostini / Getty Images

Level of tininess: MOLECULARLY TINY.
Good for carrying: A single gold doubloon.

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